Friday, November 16, 2007
Boo! jus came out from my mouse hole to tell you all a story.. lols..ytd... i was sleeping peacefully in my mousey bed in my mousey mousehole dreaming a mousey dream.. Suddenly!! a wonderful smell came in from my doorstep.. or rather.. a hole-step since there is no door there.. it the smell of.. CHEESE!!
As the smell was too strong.. and too mouth-watering or watever its called.. i got out of bed.. and crawl towards the hole-step.. and admire the big chunk of cheese right in front of me.. i rubbed my eyes a bit.. and actually saw a dumb and old trap.. the Mouse-Trap.. i think its called tt.. omg.. my vocab is getting bad.. oh well..
Im sure its a "gift" from the housekeeper.. im clueless about her behaviour.. i have never scare her.. didnt appear in front of her b4.. didnt disturb her.. and jus living happily in my mousehole.. and there she is.. trying to catch me with some loser devices and get rid of me..
You know.. usually mouse will go around the house.. esp the kitchen to look for food to survive.. however.. my life is kinda a bit different.. with a IQ of 180 and EQ of beyond godlike.. my life is much more simpler than avoiding the housekeeper and the broom.. Well.. you see.. this housekeeper of mine is kinda a dumbo...
She love to use the MouseTrap to try and catch me.. but i know a secret in which i can remove the cheese without getting caught by the Mousetrap.. of course.. its a Bu Neng Shuo De Mi Mi.. in case some buggers come in.. read about how lousy the mousetrap is.. and invent a new one which then i have to rack my brain again for a new way of getting the cheese..
So.. there.. she will check almost 10 times a day.. discover that the cheese is missing.. which of course is i took it.. replaced another cheese on it.. and the cycle repeats.. hence.. i have like an unlimited supply of food.. without needing any trouble at all.. See how a EQ of beyond godlike n IQ of 180 can do? Save trouble.. =)
Of course.. for precaution.. i test every cheese i take with a silver needle for poison.. along with all sort of rainbow coloured needles for all kinda funny chemicals.. before coming to a conclusion that its safe for consumption.. =)
Back to the story.. as usual.. i stole that cheese.. check it for all kinda funny stuffs.. kept it in my storage.. and eat the one which i stored the longest.. so that i will have quite fresh supply of cheese.. =) then i continue my dae.. lazing around.. awaiting for more cheese.. sure is a Cheezzy Life.. =)
Mouse
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